Knave Tumbler

Apparently it's "against starbucks coroporate policy" to bring your sword to work with you.

But it was Saturday, and I wasn't about to leave The Bastard of Icefell just sitting out in the car.

Apparently my boss, Tony, doesn't think Starbucks is a "land of magical myth" Oh yea, tony?! What is the starbucks logo?! That's right its a fucking mermaid
So suck my dick!
Would that i could cleave the seahag in half....

In other news, I didn't want to give in, but the new Perfect Oatmeal is probably my favorite things in the world right now.

-The Emperor of Darkness